you know you're a ninth-month nester when...

* you don't let nausea stop you from wanting to clean everything
* you can't watch the most exciting football match of the season because you're too busy googling baby-safe moth repellent
* you have a burning need to repaint every room in the house
* taking up quilting seems like a really good idea
* you go to the fridge in search of snacks, and instead wind up cleaning it from freezer to crispers
* you can't sit still long enough to compose a blog post of more than six lines because there is too much to do!